Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play
Make It “Click” This
Thanksgiving. More miles are driven on
Thanksgiving Day than any other day in the year. Law enforcement
agencies across the country - over 10000 of them - will be out and
about, enforcing occupant protection laws. To protect yourself and
your passengers including any pets you are transporting with you - be
sure to buckle up!
Here are some ideas from us and from other sites
across the web to help make your holiday a safe and happy one!
This simple recipe is
over 100 years old.
It never fails.
The turkey (or chicken) is always moist and tasty.
Poke some holes in a whole apple, and place it
one end of the turkey cavity.
Poke some holes in an onion and place it inside
the other end of the turkey.
Slide some butter under the skin at the top of
Use your fingers to pull the skin away from the meat,
then insert. Today, we use a quarter pound stick of butter
Sprinkle the outside of the turkey with
The two toed turkey towed twelve times ten talking turtles.
How many talking turtles did the two toed turkey tow?
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
Q: If the
Pilgrims were alive today,
what would they be most famous for?
Knock Knock Jokes
Harry up, I'm hungry!
Arthur any leftovers?
Place Card Game:
Rather than names on homemade place cards, have
your kids create safety tip questions and answers.
Each safety question has three parts - the
question, the clue, and the complete answer. The clue can be a partial
answer or an actual clue that you create depending upon the age
level of your guests. What works well as a clue for younger children
is the answer with missing first letters of each word.
(See safety tip example.)
People will pick up the name cards and will play
this game simply because it's there, and kids love it. Handprints work
well as place cards. Fold in half. Write your safety question on the
front. Write your clue on the inside. Write the complete answer on the
Safety Tip example:
Question: What do you need in every room of
Answer: Smoke Alarm